andyflynns:

sharon/andy au | bonnie & clyde

Feel sorta clumsyI guess I’m rustyAin’t done this sinceGod knows whenIt may take some little time, babeTill I raise hell, again

(x)

andyflynns:

sharon/andy au | bonnie & clyde

Feel sorta clumsy
I guess I’m rusty
Ain’t done this since
God knows when
It may take some little time, babe
Till I raise hell, again

(x)

hawxkeye:

fifty favorite fictional characters
↳ 2. Tobias Fünke (Arrested Development)

Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over? An analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.’

applecherry108:

A character can still be a great character without being a good person.

In fact, some of the best characters are terrible people.

Because a character’s worth should be based on how complex and interesting they are, not their morality if they were real.

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

arrogantbullyingtoerag:

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she helped first years find their way.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she pursed her lips in just the right way when second years tripped over each other in the halls—and escorted them to the Infirmary besides.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she accounted for each and every third year after Hogsmeade visits.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but a wand came in handy when cleaning up after fourth years—not to mention untransfiguring their pets (and body parts).

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she always checked the fifth years were eating enough.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she smiled at the sixth years whose hearts had been broken, and frowned at those who had done the breaking. 

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she cried when the seventh years left her, and waited for their children to return.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but that wasn’t to say she was not a mother.